The revival of a dead OTP...
Me: *old lady bumps into me* Oh, sorry!
Old lady: *slightly slides* Oh my!
Old man: *catches her by the arm* Mary! Be more careful!!
Mary: I AM, Edward... I just didnt see her..
Me: ... *watches couple leave*...
Me:
Me:
Me: *Kiddway feels suddenly erupting*

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ohyeahlightning:

We are assassins

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1166 COMMENTS | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 @ 2:17 am | REBLOG

relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: sure!
relative: why are you starting up a video game

9969 COMMENTS | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 @ 2:16 am | REBLOG

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407 COMMENTS | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 @ 2:15 am | REBLOG

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

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90845 COMMENTS | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 @ 12:45 am | REBLOG

oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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4362 COMMENTS | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 @ 12:39 am | REBLOG

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

booker dewitt and corvo attano compete against each other in the hot new game show “who can eat the most garbage in 5 minutes”

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